November 3, 2009
You know what would be really tasty right now? Potato salad! Or lemon meringue pie. Maybe some cake. But alas! It is not meant to be, for I have been bestowed with the horrible scourge known as the egg allergy. … Continue reading
July 30, 2009
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My hair is irritating the spit out of me. What in the hell am I supposed to do with this hedge of thick, wavy nastiness? Where are my pruning shears?
January 9, 2009
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I hate the constant misuse of the word ‘literally.’ The bill will not literally hit Capitol Hill unless it is dropped from an airplane and lands smack on the dome at terminal velocity. KABAM!
December 18, 2008
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I really never thought that this would be a problem, or at least one that would irritate me. As a girl, I was raised to believe that girls are TOTALLY AWESOME and can do as much, if not more than, … Continue reading
September 26, 2008
A 4-way stop sign is supposed to be a simple concept. However, when half of the people around here are Southern Gentlemen and the other half are Yankee Imbeciles the concept is just lost.
September 12, 2008
Never never never never NEVER get your rings re-sized when you’re pregnant. Never.
February 10, 2008
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We’re getting closer to the big day — we find out whether it’s a HeTaco or SheTaco on Tuesday afternoon. Excitement! A few weekends ago, it might’ve been last weekend, I went with my mom to Babies R Us and … Continue reading
November 14, 2007
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I’m still battling the Mild Nausea War. Yesterday I bought some SeaBands bracelets that help with motion sickness and other forms of nausea. I think they’re helping, too. At first I wasn’t sure but when I took them off to … Continue reading
November 7, 2007
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It is truly a bizarre sensation to feel absolutely, completely nauseated and at the same time be quite hungry; so hungry your stomach is growling in a most unpleasant fashion. So what do you do? I have learned that you … Continue reading
November 3, 2007
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Buffalo Wild Wings. A sports bar-type place where people go to have tasty adult beverages, maybe some wings, and watch whatever sports game happens to be on. There’s always somebody playing somebody else. Steven, Kevin, and I go there last … Continue reading