Archive for March, 2006

how I missed the kitties and their antics

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Yesterday was an exciting Kitty Day. Around lunch I noticed the cats getting really interested in the fireplace, which was making a low buzzing sound. “Hmm, must be some bug,” I figured. I couldn’t see anything in there, so I tried to just block it off with a hamper to deter the kitties.

This doesn’t stop the Tenacious Hermione, who was still quite interested in the buzzing fireplace. It wasn’t long after when I hear a high-pitched “Mwelp!!!” and see Hermione scurrying away. I look back at the fireplace to see this big-ass wasp walking along the hearth. That bug stung my baby! I rolled up a TV Guide and killed the rat bastard, then checked on Hermione. She was pissed off but didn’t seem to have any adverse reactions to the sting. “I told you to stay away from the fireplace,” I said.

I go to mess on the computer for a while and see Renton head to the kitty box on my right. He comes back out, sits a minute, then heads back in. Back out, sits, goes back in a third time. He’s looking a bit disgruntled, so I’m thinking he’s backed up. Again. I wonder what he ate this time. We get to go to the vet later today to find out. I hope this won’t be a repeat of the Three-Enema Week (which I apparently never wrote about but I assure you it was quite an event).

sold

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

A year ago today we closed on our house in Auburn.

Today we got a contract on it.

Funny how the timing works out.

I smell a smell of Fungus

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I first walked into Funchess Hall as a timid college freshmen, looking for the office of my assigned academic advisor. I had fantasies of being a marine biologist at the time and they all harbored in the back corner of Funchess. The first time I went down the stairs to the bottom floor it felt like I was walking down into a pool. Those stairs have always felt that way to me though I can never guess why. In some places, the building smells like a pool, too. In other places it smells like something else.

Ideas and fantasies change, so a few years after a short stint in botany I found myself once again lurking the halls of Funchess; or Fungus, as it was referred to by a friend. The name stuck, and I became stuck in that building as I worked through and eventually received a diploma in horticulture.

During that time I became quite familiar with the pungent aromas that Fungus had to offer. Sometimes the bottom floor had a slight whiff of strawberry cupcakes, but that was the only pleasing smell. The back hall always had an odor of burnt almonds, probably because of some seed-drying machine somewhere close. The marine biology corner can sometimes smell of fish, and entomology on the third floor smelled of, well, entomology. Oddly enough, the Soils hall never smells of dirt, only floor cleaner.

I came to dread some of those smells, especially the burnt almond one, but it was suffered through all the same. Then came the day I graduated, and I was free, free, free of Fungus.

Then . . .

I came back. Back to Auburn, back to Fungus, back to roaming the odorous halls. The first time I walked back into the building after my long absence it smelled like good ol’ Fungus, and I smiled as I walked down the steps. Sometimes, while giving a tour of our facilities or walking down to send a fax I would catch a whiff of strawberry cupcakes or the smell of markers near the design room. I would grin, and continue on.

I left Fungus today. Life is always going on, and now it is taking me away from Fungus; from Auburn. This time I didn’t quite want to put Fungus behind me. I wanted to stay, burnt almonds and all.

I stepped out of my office this afternoon, holding the last bits of my working life there; I looked down at my new watch to check the time, then began to walk away. I took my usual route through Fungus’ grid-like hallways, hoping not to forget this, this last walk. How can I remember?

Smell. Big, deep breaths, in and out, smell the memories. I caught a whiff of the design room that smelled of markers and eraser dust and Pounce. I got a good nosefull of the ever-present burnt almonds. Doesn’t it smell nice? Walking by the break room now, smell the overcooked coffee in the carafe. I made my way through the marine biology corner and am met with a whiff of fish. I was going to do that once. Who would’ve thought that would change?

I walked up the stairs and out the doors with the smells of Fungus in my nostrils, in my memories, they are preserved in my mind. The wind gusted as I made my way to Elliott with my hair flapping in front of my face. The smell of freshly cut clover blows by. All the smells — they help me remember.

quote of the day

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

“The latest study on smoking shows it increases your risk of an earlier death . . . I don’t think that’s news.” — a Columbus, Georgia news anchor, 3/21/06

designs on bad ice cream

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

A new ice cream parlor has opened up in the area recently and I have since visited it twice to try it out — one always looks for good ice cream haunts. Unfortunately, this place is on strike two in my mind, and I doubt I’ll give them a chance for a strike three.

On our first visit there we had a clear-cut case for sticking with our tried-and-true ice cream establishment: the new parlor’s ice cream just wasn’t as good and was a bit pricier. There ya go.

My second visit was yesterday afternoon. I was to pick up a dessert and they were on the way, and perhaps their ice cream cakes are worth it. The ice cream cake itself was fine — quite tasty, but still had that high suckerpunch in the wallet.

This place sells ice cream, so they gotta keep it cold, right? Right, but I don’t think The People That Be thought about that when picking out their building. One whole side of the wall is nothing but windows . . . facing West. That afternoon sun is toasty. I’m sure they’re using a lot of energy to keep their goodies cold, but they wern’t wasting much on the store itself. The thermostat on the wall read 86 degrees while I calmly waited in line, slowly cooking.

On the plus side, I guess that makes you enjoy the cold ice cream that much more once you finally get it and proceed to pay.

Ahh, the checkout line. They have masterfully redesigned the checkout line into the checkout corner. The line stretches along the cases of expensively cooled ice cream and dead ends where two counters make a 90 degree angle with a table behind you and no way out except back from whence you came. Exiting the ice cream oven can be quite difficult if you are carrying an ice cream cake or have 5 sticky kids with rapidly melting ice cream following you. Silly.

Hmm, sometimes I bet y’all wonder if I am a crotchety old man in disguise.

observation!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

Prunes make your stomach go, “Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.”

tuesday musings

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Spring is coming fast here and it’s gonna be April before you know it. I have two weeks left in Auburn before I head on up to Birmingham to begin life anew, yet again. Unfortunately, we’ll still have our house in Auburn to sell — the floor won’t be fixed until next week. So we wait.

I don’t think Renton likes being away from me so long. I’m the only one he’ll really cuddle up on, so he’s had to wait in two-week intervals before he gets to climb on my shoulder all weekend. Mom says he has Ottertime about three times a day, a frequency he never really attained before. I think it’s his way of taking out the stress since I’m not around. Poor Otter.

On the other hand, I don’t even think Hermione notices I’m missing. She’ll take her loving from anybody, especially Mom. They’ve also been very amused by the stairs in my parents’ house. They like to see how loudly they can tromp up and down them.

Since the cats aren’t down here with me, I don’t really have any good stories to tell. I’ve been spending my time reading or participating in armchair meteorology. The storms that went across Missouri and Illinois earlier this week were quite interesting.

Hmm, I wonder if any decent movies are showing at the movie theatre this week. Maybe I’ll go watch one this evening. Tuesdays are boring, otherwise.

now that’s entertainment!

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Steven and Willis were precariously lifting an old entertainment center into the back of a van. After a few scary moments where it tilted toward Aunt Nancy’s house, they finally got it inside.

Willis: “Now that was entertaining.”

Steven: “That’s why they call it an entertainment center.”