Yesterday I was behind a woman in the checkout line at PETCO. Her purchase reminded me if I ever went against my nature and got a dog and it was a girl, I would definitely get her spayed.
‘Cause, man, dealing with that would be a bitch.
Zing!
I have a Hermione in my lap and she is happy. Earlier today she was fascinated with the trackpad on my laptop. She kept reaching out for it. The computer registered her paw as two fingers so the site I was viewing would scroll down. Thank you, Hermione; I was done with that paragraph.
It’s the hottest it’s been all year. You gotta hand it to the month of August. I can’t even breathe outside. It’s going to be 103° today. Fifty-one days ’till October.
Twenty-one days ’till Auburn’s first game. Foo’ball!