Sam had Santa cracking up with his endless talk of Godzilla. Lydia, however, had heard it all before.
Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!
Times the cat has climbed inside the tree and set Mommy’s blood pressure boiling: 7
How many times the kids have noticed the huge presents with THEIR NAME ON THEM behind the chair: 0!
How many cookies Mommy has made: ~70
How many times we’ve watched The Christmas Story today: 4