{"id":102,"date":"2004-03-23T19:24:20","date_gmt":"2004-03-23T23:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=102"},"modified":"2007-03-18T15:09:46","modified_gmt":"2007-03-18T20:09:46","slug":"fart-goes-the-renton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"Fart Goes The Renton"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is it now, a Tuesday? Yeah, a Tuesday. Let’s see, amusing things presented in an amusing manner . . . I’m stumped. Guess I’ll fall back on the old staple of rambling.<\/p>\n

I was talking with Steven the other day, and I remarked, “I’m creative. I’m so creative I make no sense . . . at least I make sorta pseudo-sense to you”<\/p>\n

“Say what?” Steven replied.<\/p>\n

I guess I just don’t make sense at all.<\/p>\n

___________________<\/p>\n

Renton is bouncing off the walls tonight. I caught him on the counter earlier, bad kitty. I put him in the bathroom to punish him, and while in there Renton fussed up quite a stink. It hit my nostrils the moment I let him out for dinner. Well, at least I know he’s getting a meaty diet. <\/p>\n

One would think that I’d write at least one more once before we leave, but if not, be aware that a bunch of us are goin’ to the beach next week, so I won’t be writin’ nothin’. Yo. I’m digressing into gansta-speak. Yes yes, trip trip, fun fun, bye bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What is it now, a Tuesday? Yeah, a Tuesday. Let’s see, amusing things presented in an amusing manner . . . I’m stumped. Guess I’ll fall back on the old staple of rambling. I was talking with Steven the other day, and I remarked, “I’m creative. I’m so creative I make no sense . . […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}