{"id":1026,"date":"2012-01-16T12:09:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T17:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2012-01-16T12:09:41","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T17:09:41","slug":"the-nose-knows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1026","title":{"rendered":"the nose knows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia: &#8220;I smell a choo-choo train.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Oh do you? What does a choo-choo train smell like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lydia: &#8220;Boys.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Oh. Well, what do boys smell like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lydia, grinning: &#8220;Tee-Tee!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lydia: &#8220;I smell a choo-choo train.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh do you? What does a choo-choo train smell like?&#8221; Lydia: &#8220;Boys.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Oh. Well, what do boys smell like?&#8221; Lydia, grinning: &#8220;Tee-Tee!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}