I would be the first one to admit that, as far as looks go, I am average. Of course, my husband would disagree with me (I think the term ‘babe-alicious’ would creep into his mind), but in the eyes of most of society, I am just another chick goin’ to Wal-Mart on a Thursday afternoon. Therefore I was much surprised today when I was treated to cat-calls and other general hooplah . . . by a five year old.<\/p>\n
“Hey, come here and give me a kissy-kissy,” he hollered at me repeatedly. “I just want a kissy!”<\/p>\n
What do you say to such advances from a gangly backwoods kindergartner? Should you feel honored or just immensely creeped out? I go for the latter. I mean, that kid could grow up to be the next Pee Wee Herman. He certainly looked the part.<\/p>\n
This situation also could be sad as well, since I’m only hit on by pre-adolescent guys. No guys my age oogle at me, except that one dude from Steven’s apartment, and I wonder if he was slightly drunk, or stoned, or both. Nevertheless, it makes for a good story. <\/p>\n
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I’m slowly gettin ready for the trip. My clothes are a-washin now, and then I shall pack. I better not forget Renton’s food, toys, his otter bitch, and his leash. I need the Plexiglas and paint, the camera, DVD’s for Cathy, phone charger, blender, uhhh, toothbrush, and surely I’ll remember the normal clothes and my entourage of self-grooming items. And if I do forget any of this stuff, certain people can ride my ass about it all week, because how can someone post a list of ‘stuff to get’ on their blog and then forget it? Surely I am above that. <\/p>\n
Ha ha ha.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, swimsuit! And flip flops that I intend to mod this weekend. <\/p>\n
I won’t forget a thing. <\/p>\n
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And one last note, did you know that the word ‘blog’ is not in Blogger’s dictionary? Me either, until just a second ago. Oddsfish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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