{"id":1032,"date":"2012-01-19T10:42:15","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T15:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2012-02-27T09:28:39","modified_gmt":"2012-02-27T14:28:39","slug":"1032","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"stalling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after we got Lydia into bed for the night, there was the inevitable *click* of the door opening back up not two minutes after the kisses and bear hugs routine. I went to investigate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I need fresh water,&#8221; Lydia said, holding out her sippy cup. The sippy cup of water is a bad habit we started a year or so ago in a fit of desperation when she wasn&#8217;t sleeping well. Never make serious sippy cup decisions under duress.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is fresh water, sweetie,&#8221; I replied. &#8220;I just filled it up for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No it&#8217;s not. I need fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But it is fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No. I need fresh water. It&#8217;s not fresh.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is fresh water. You need to go to bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I need fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is fresh water. I filled it up for you just now. You need to go to bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I need fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you want this cup or not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I need fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Either you can take this cup or you don&#8217;t want it and I can have it.&#8221; Then I made to take the cup away.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No! It&#8217;s my cup!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I hand her the cup back.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I need fresh water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go to bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after we got Lydia into bed for the night, there was the inevitable *click* of the door opening back up not two minutes after the kisses and bear hugs routine. I went to investigate. &#8220;I need fresh water,&#8221; Lydia said, holding out her sippy cup. The sippy cup of water is a bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}