{"id":1048,"date":"2012-04-07T20:17:12","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T01:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2012-04-07T20:17:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T01:17:12","slug":"rednecks-are-our-friends-and-ill-be-nice-to-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"rednecks are our friends (and i&#8217;ll be nice to them)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steven didn&#8217;t mow the lawn until lunchtime today. The party next door, crowded as it was, was surprisingly tame compared to previous sior\u00c3\u00a9es. Around 10:30 last night I peeked out the window and counted 17 cars along the road, and thought we were in for another doozie. <\/p>\n<p>Later today we were outside with Lydia (Sam was napping) when the main Frat and actual house owner, Nathan, came over to check that the party didn&#8217;t disturb us at all. We assured him it really had not been bad. Not like that last one, har har. <\/p>\n<p>Nathan was concerned about whether the party music had bothered us. In fact, the Black Gate of Chelsea constructed out of pickup trucks that I described yesterday was intended to block sound coming out of the garage. Rather touching, actually.<\/p>\n<p>Then all the happy things clicked at once: Lydia played sweetly by herself, the weather hit the perfect temperature and humidity, and we had a real conversation with the next door neighbor. <\/p>\n<p>By the end of the afternoon, we had toured each other&#8217;s basements, they gave Steven a six-pack of beer plus one, and in true redneck fashion, they pulled down a dead tree that straddled the property line with one of their rumbling trucks and a tow line.<\/p>\n<p>By the bye, this tree died not long after <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=307\">Steven peed on it<\/a>. Coincidence? I think not.<\/p>\n<p>As Steven sipped a cold Dos Equis this evening, he turned to me and mused, &#8220;You know, I think I take everything back I said about the neighbors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I replied, &#8220;I think I take about half of it back at least.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steven didn&#8217;t mow the lawn until lunchtime today. The party next door, crowded as it was, was surprisingly tame compared to previous sior\u00c3\u00a9es. Around 10:30 last night I peeked out the window and counted 17 cars along the road, and thought we were in for another doozie. Later today we were outside with Lydia (Sam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1049,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions\/1049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}