{"id":1070,"date":"2012-05-15T11:06:01","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T16:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2012-05-15T11:06:01","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T16:06:01","slug":"fickle-fashionista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1070","title":{"rendered":"fickle fashionista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a round of clothes shopping, I show off my spoils to Lydia. She oohs and aahs over the t-shirts emblazoned with Wonder Woman and The Avengers. Then I pull out the pi\u00c3\u00a8ce de r\u00c3\u00a9sistance, a summery pink and white dress for the upcoming birthday pictures. Lydia let out a squeal that oozed of rainbows and unicorns.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You like it?&#8221; I ask, amused by her squeak.<\/p>\n<p>Tears begin to well up in her eyes as she begins to cry and she says, &#8220;Nooo, I don&#8217;t like that.&#8221;  Yikes. I think her squeal was really more of a shriek.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aww, why don&#8217;t you like it,&#8221; I ask as I begin to search for the receipt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t <strong>like<\/strong> it!&#8221; she cries.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I thought you <em>like<\/em> the color pink,&#8221; I continue, grasping at straws. <\/p>\n<p>At that, she quickly ends the waterworks, perks up, and states, &#8220;Oh. Okay. I like it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still holding on to that receipt, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a round of clothes shopping, I show off my spoils to Lydia. She oohs and aahs over the t-shirts emblazoned with Wonder Woman and The Avengers. Then I pull out the pi\u00c3\u00a8ce de r\u00c3\u00a9sistance, a summery pink and white dress for the upcoming birthday pictures. Lydia let out a squeal that oozed of rainbows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1072,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions\/1072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}