{"id":1073,"date":"2012-05-24T21:58:17","date_gmt":"2012-05-25T02:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2012-05-24T21:58:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-25T02:58:17","slug":"play-dough-fun-factory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"play dough fun factory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These gems of Lydia&#8217;s were told to me by her daycare teacher. I laughed so hard I snorted when I heard them.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia, after pooping on the potty at school: &#8220;That was amazing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She had another poop later that day. That time she squealed, &#8220;Oooooh, poopsnakes!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These gems of Lydia&#8217;s were told to me by her daycare teacher. I laughed so hard I snorted when I heard them. Lydia, after pooping on the potty at school: &#8220;That was amazing!&#8221; She had another poop later that day. That time she squealed, &#8220;Oooooh, poopsnakes!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1074,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions\/1074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}