{"id":11,"date":"2003-08-15T23:20:54","date_gmt":"2003-08-16T03:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:43:30","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:43:30","slug":"106100765434566491","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"you know what happens when you can&#8217;t stop laughing??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thing that made me do my laugh-so-hard-could-not-breathe-for-five-minutes routine:  With Mom and my fiance (visitin the homeland) in a car in Winn-Dixie parking lot, and Mom sees a guy walking by, and goes, &#8220;Man, he&#8217;s hot.&#8221;  Steven and I are speechless until we realize she meant heat-hot, cause the back of his shirt was wet (eww) So I go into peals of laughter.  You probably would have had to been there, and you probably also would have to have been wired crazy like me.  <\/p>\n<p>The thing before that that made me do my laugh_so-hard-could-not-breathe-for-five-minutes routine?  It was from a movie, and I quote:  &#8220;He&#8217;s nuttier than squirrel turds&#8221;   That laugh really hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Time to go to bed.  Have to get up at four-something in the morning, butt-crack of dawn, even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thing that made me do my laugh-so-hard-could-not-breathe-for-five-minutes routine: With Mom and my fiance (visitin the homeland) in a car in Winn-Dixie parking lot, and Mom sees a guy walking by, and goes, &#8220;Man, he&#8217;s hot.&#8221; Steven and I are speechless until we realize she meant heat-hot, cause the back of his shirt was wet (eww) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}