{"id":111,"date":"2004-05-02T22:33:28","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T02:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:03:55","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:03:55","slug":"april-32nd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"April 32nd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just wanted to write something so I can go back later and think, &#8220;Woohoo, look, that&#8217;s what I wrote on my birthday!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m doing.<\/p>\n<p>And this past weekend was very amusing, but it&#8217;s way too damn late for me to use any mental capacity to write it all down.  I&#8217;ll consult the muses tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>But for a vague preview, just know that it involves dinosaurs.<\/p>\n<p>Good night, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just wanted to write something so I can go back later and think, &#8220;Woohoo, look, that&#8217;s what I wrote on my birthday!&#8221; So that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m doing. And this past weekend was very amusing, but it&#8217;s way too damn late for me to use any mental capacity to write it all down. I&#8217;ll consult the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}