{"id":114,"date":"2004-05-19T20:45:57","date_gmt":"2004-05-20T00:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2006-08-14T21:01:06","modified_gmt":"2006-08-15T02:01:06","slug":"it-followed-me-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"It Followed Me Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ooh, I&#8217;m a bad, bad Carrie.  I haven&#8217;t written anything in over a week!  I&#8217;ve got a good excuse, though; a few good excuses, actually.  <\/p>\n<p>Steven was in between semesters at Auburn, so I got to experience what it&#8217;s like to have your husband with you every evening instead of just weekends.  I quite enjoyed the experience, though it makes me wonder what will happen to this blog once Steven&#8217;s outta school full-time.  I just might fall off the face of the earth.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, second reason why I ain&#8217;t been writing.  Well, in a nutshell, we saw this kitty.  Come on, you know how the story goes from here:  find  kitty, bring him home, watch Renton kill us all . . . Well, not that bad; Renton has taken the situation quite well, actually.  We followed the rules and introduced them slowly.  Pretty decent experience.<\/p>\n<p>And now to introduce the new baby.  She&#8217;s an eight-month-old pastel calico whom we decided to name Hermione.  Her intelligent-looking green eyes drew us to the name, which comes from a smart, sorta goody-goody character from the Harry Potter books.  She&#8217;s a very loving cat and wants to rub her face all over every inch of everything.  If rubbing doesn&#8217;t do the job, she might take a little nibble from your chin as well, so watch out.  <\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s half the size of Renton, but right now she&#8217;s chasing him more than him chasing her.  Renton has always been wary of things smaller than himself.  Come to think of it, that&#8217;s beginning to be quite a lot of things; we have just realized he is absolutely huge!  He weighs in at almost 13 pounds; need to tell his grandparents to stop giving him salmon.<\/p>\n<p>And, true to my household, Hermione is already starting to gether a few middle names of her own (with Renton being &#8216;Renton Sid Vicious James Peter Bucky Williams).  So far, her full name is &#8216;Hermione Nermel Fidget Itty Winking Puffs Williams &#8212; &#8216;Nermel&#8217; from the annoyingly cute cat from &#8216;Garfield and Friends,&#8217; &#8216;Fidget&#8217; because she lays down and gets up and lays down again about twenty times before she&#8217;s comfortable, and &#8216;Itty Winking Puffs&#8217; after a stuffed tiger accidentally named that by Seven.  Uhh, long story.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a skittish cat, too.  I learned this firsthand, so to speak.  There was an ill-fated event involving her, a blender, my hand, and $60 in antibiotics and a tetanus shot.  My left hand is not happy.<\/p>\n<p>That reminds me; I must go take that horsepill again.  I&#8217;ll post some lovely pictures for later, but for right now, I&#8217;m pooped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ooh, I&#8217;m a bad, bad Carrie. I haven&#8217;t written anything in over a week! I&#8217;ve got a good excuse, though; a few good excuses, actually. Steven was in between semesters at Auburn, so I got to experience what it&#8217;s like to have your husband with you every evening instead of just weekends. I quite enjoyed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}