{"id":1212,"date":"2013-05-06T10:39:27","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T15:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2013-09-15T18:57:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T23:57:37","slug":"major-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1212","title":{"rendered":"major award"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hermione is mad at us. She watches with disdain as I put clothes, my cluster of hair care products, and swimsuits into a bag. She knows, and she doesn’t like it. <\/p>\n

Steven and I are off on a bit of an excursion. <\/p>\n

See, there was one more crazy thing that happened during the kidney stone debacle <\/a> that I left off, since the story was already nuts. The night I got home from the hospital (the first time), Steven got a major award from work, something even better than a leg lamp. He won the “Achiever’s Club” award, which means we get to go on a trip (with some other winners) to St. Maarten\/St. Martin. It’s a confusing island that has two countries on it. <\/p>\n

January moved into May real fast, and we’re off in the early butt-crack of dawn. Unfortunately, there are a few planes involved. Least favorite way to travel. I try not to think about it too much lest I freak out. <\/p>\n

Oh God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hermione is mad at us. She watches with disdain as I put clothes, my cluster of hair care products, and swimsuits into a bag. She knows, and she doesn’t like it. Steven and I are off on a bit of an excursion. See, there was one more crazy thing that happened during the kidney stone […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1291,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1212\/revisions\/1291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}