Lydia: “Will you come to my wedding?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, sweetie; of course I’ll be at your wedding.”<\/p>\n
Lydia: “No, I was talking to Sam. Hey Sam! Will you come to my and Nathan’s wedding?”<\/p>\n
Sam: “No.”<\/p>\n
Lydia, pouting: “Sam, I want you to come to my wedding!”<\/p>\n
Sam: “No!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Baby, he doesn’t know what a wedding is. Perhaps you should explain it to him.”<\/p>\n
Lydia, to Sam: “A wedding is when you give rings to each other and get married to each other.”<\/p>\n
Me: “Tell him there’ll be cake.”<\/p>\n
Lydia, sing-song voice: “Saaaaaam, there will be caaaaaake . . .”<\/p>\n
Sam: “I want cake.”<\/p>\n
Lydia: “Will you come to my wedding? We’ll have cake!”<\/p>\n
Sam: “I don’t want it wedding! I want CAKE!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Lydia: “Will you come to my wedding?” Me: “Yes, sweetie; of course I’ll be at your wedding.” Lydia: “No, I was talking to Sam. Hey Sam! Will you come to my and Nathan’s wedding?” Sam: “No.” Lydia, pouting: “Sam, I want you to come to my wedding!” Sam: “No!” Me: “Baby, he doesn’t know what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6,17,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1225,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions\/1225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}