{"id":1325,"date":"2013-10-09T19:32:50","date_gmt":"2013-10-10T00:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2015-07-07T17:15:47","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T22:15:47","slug":"synonyms-and-sams-first-fib","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"synonyms and sam’s first fib"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lydia and I were having a conversation about synonyms while her and Sam took a bath.<\/p>\n

“Let’s think of some other words for ‘funny,’ ” I suggested. “Let’s see, there’s ‘hilarious,’ ‘amusing,’ . . .”<\/p>\n

“And ‘bootie,’ Lydia chimed in.<\/p>\n

____________________________________<\/p>\n

“I need pumpkin! I need pumpkin!” Sam shouted repetitively this evening. Back to pumpkins<\/a> again.<\/p>\n

“Well, you’re not getting any pumpkin,” I replied.<\/p>\n

“DADDY SAY YES!” Sam fibbed.<\/p>\n

“Nice try, dude.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lydia and I were having a conversation about synonyms while her and Sam took a bath. “Let’s think of some other words for ‘funny,’ ” I suggested. “Let’s see, there’s ‘hilarious,’ ‘amusing,’ . . .” “And ‘bootie,’ Lydia chimed in. ____________________________________ “I need pumpkin! I need pumpkin!” Sam shouted repetitively this evening. Back to pumpkins […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,16,6,17,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1326,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions\/1326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}