{"id":1327,"date":"2013-10-11T13:22:14","date_gmt":"2013-10-11T18:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2013-10-11T13:22:14","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T18:22:14","slug":"nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1327","title":{"rendered":"nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Sam woke up this morning, the first thing out of his mouth is, “I don’t want to see it bear.”<\/p>\n

He continues to repeat this as he goes potty — I don’t want to see it bear — gets dressed — I don’t want to see it bear — eats breakfast — I don’t want to see it bear — and brushes his teeth — I don’t want to see it bear.<\/p>\n

It’s a bit after lunchtime now and he still doesn’t want to see it bear. His chant has changed a bit to: “I don’t want to see it bear. I don’t want to see it lion. That bear lion gon’ bite me. I scared he bite me.”<\/p>\n

I think he’s seen the movie ‘Brave’ once too many times. He must have had quite the nightmare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Sam woke up this morning, the first thing out of his mouth is, “I don’t want to see it bear.” He continues to repeat this as he goes potty — I don’t want to see it bear — gets dressed — I don’t want to see it bear — eats breakfast — I don’t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1328,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions\/1328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}