{"id":1336,"date":"2013-11-06T16:01:02","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T21:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1336"},"modified":"2013-11-06T16:01:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-06T21:01:02","slug":"spoilsport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1336","title":{"rendered":"spoilsport"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I head out the door to check the mail, there is a clamor in the bathroom that resembles two horses galloping in the tub.<\/p>\n

“Quit playing in the bathroom,” I shout.<\/p>\n

“Why?” protests Lydia.<\/p>\n

“Because it’s not a place to play. You could fall and hurt yourself.”<\/p>\n

“We wont get hurt!”<\/p>\n

“Don’t play in the bathroom,” I repeat.<\/p>\n

Lydia huffs, “Well, when I’m a Mommy and I have kids, they will<\/em> play in the bathroom and I’LL LET THEM!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I head out the door to check the mail, there is a clamor in the bathroom that resembles two horses galloping in the tub. “Quit playing in the bathroom,” I shout. “Why?” protests Lydia. “Because it’s not a place to play. You could fall and hurt yourself.” “We wont get hurt!” “Don’t play in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1337,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1336\/revisions\/1337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}