{"id":1339,"date":"2013-11-17T10:56:02","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T15:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2017-06-26T18:02:32","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T23:02:32","slug":"catless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"catless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Tis a rare thing to find a Carrie in a house without cats. I was born into a house with a cat, and that same cat was with me all the way to my senior year in high school. There were five catless years after that while I plowed through college. Soon after graduation I acquired Renton, with Hermione <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=114\" title=\"It Followed Me Home\">following a year later<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we lost our sweet, cuddly Hermione to the vicious scourge of cancer. After almost eleven years of a cat-filled home, we are catless once again.<\/p>\n<p>Poor Hermione deserved a much better hand than what she was dealt. Her fast-growing tumor did not ravage her entire body as many cancers do &#8212; it grew hard and fast right under her tongue. Only a few weeks after her initial diagnosis, the tumor was so large she was unable to eat. She was absolutely healthy otherwise, but for a cat that has always <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=514\" title=\"renton\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s malaise\">immensely enjoyed her food<\/a>, this was nigh on to torture.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve only had one night without her so far but I can already tell it will be the nights when I miss her the most. As soon as Steven and I climbed into bed Hermione would jump right in with us, cuddling into our faces, slowly edging up until she was blocking whatever book we were perusing. She&#8217;d settle down around my legs once the lights were off, turning on the &#8221; &#8216;Mione Effect&#8221; until we were asleep.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281083_ca2b86e395_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" \" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2034\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281083_ca2b86e395_o.jpg 600w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281083_ca2b86e395_o-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So far, Lydia is taking the loss of Hermione better than Renton. Hermione was never as much of a fan of the kids as Renton was, and most of their memories of Hermione will be a cat trying to escape their clutches.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/3481081520_a7671c9c07_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"313\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/3481081520_a7671c9c07_z.jpg 500w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/3481081520_a7671c9c07_z-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;re a family of four. Steven and I have repeatedly said that Renton and Hermione would be our last cats. This was usually uttered alongside other choice words while we cleaned up Renton&#8217;s latest barf puddle or tripped over Hermione begging for food in the kitchen. I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll renege on our oaths sooner rather than later.<\/p>\n<p>A house without some cats in it just isn&#8217;t a home.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281528_ed2582b2d2_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2037\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281528_ed2582b2d2_o.jpg 478w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/94281528_ed2582b2d2_o-287x300.jpg 287w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/449820611_eb46ced5ac_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/449820611_eb46ced5ac_z.jpg 480w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/449820611_eb46ced5ac_z-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/500223211_3f80739d56_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/500223211_3f80739d56_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/500223211_3f80739d56_z-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Tis a rare thing to find a Carrie in a house without cats. I was born into a house with a cat, and that same cat was with me all the way to my senior year in high school. There were five catless years after that while I plowed through college. 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