{"id":1355,"date":"2013-11-29T17:21:34","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T22:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2013-11-29T17:21:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T22:21:34","slug":"the-tree-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1355","title":{"rendered":"the tree, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, Alabamians, countrymen;<br \/>\nLend me your eyes!<br \/>\nI come to decorate the tree, not to praise it.<br \/>\nThe evil that cats do live after them;<br \/>\nThe good is oft interred with their bones;<br \/>\nSo let it be with Renton (and Hermione).<\/p>\n<p>O judgment! thou art fled to brutish felines,<br \/>\nAnd men have lost their pets. Bear with me;<br \/>\nMy heart is in the little boxes there with Renton (and Hermione),<br \/>\nAnd I must pause till it come back to me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"photo (1)\"  height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/photo-1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lights on the tree: 2750, a new record!<br \/>\nPresents children have found: 0<br \/>\nOrnaments children have broken: 0<br \/>\nOrnaments Mommy has broken: 1<br \/>\nPresents children have opened: 0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, Alabamians, countrymen; Lend me your eyes! I come to decorate the tree, not to praise it. The evil that cats do live after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Renton (and Hermione). O judgment! thou art fled to brutish felines, And men have lost their pets. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}