{"id":1373,"date":"2013-12-24T18:03:27","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T23:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2017-06-26T17:57:32","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T22:57:32","slug":"goo-goo-jasons-little-tax-exemption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1373","title":{"rendered":"goo goo jason&#8217;s little tax exemption"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Wednesday was a perfectly ordinary day. It was Steven&#8217;s last day of work until the new year and the kids and I did our usual stuff. A bit of school with Lydia, a bit of outside time, an ordinary day all around. That evening Sam went to bed without much fuss, and as Steven tucked in Lydia the phone rang.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Auburn Univ, I bet,&#8221; I surmised as I went to check the phone. One of the few calls we get on the house phone are from Auburn University, panhandling for money. For once I was wrong &#8212; it was Jason. Hmm.<\/p>\n<p>When I picked up the phone, Jason calmly but quickly said, &#8220;Cathy&#8217;s water broke &#8212; can you come get Elizabeth?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Let me pause here to point out how completely unexpected this was. Cathy wasn&#8217;t due to be popping out any babies until January, somewhere around the 10th. She had already scheduled her c-section for the 6th &#8212; coincidentally the day of the National Championship game &#8212; and I had already booked a hotel room. In fact, I booked it on this same ordinary Wednesday we are now discussing. Nobody had thought up any contingency plans.<\/p>\n<p>After a few &#8216;OH MY GOD&#8217;s&#8217; I was off the phone and throwing clothes into an overnight bag. Two boring hours on 280 later I got to the hospital where Cathy and Jason were just chilling. Not much else to do, really. They were going to wait until the next morning for the baby fetching. I got Elizabeth back to her house and eventually she got to sleep, well after her usual bedtime.<\/p>\n<p>At some point in the middle of the night I woke up to a text &#8212; the baby is here! Little Jonathan wasn&#8217;t going to wait until morning. At 3:00 am I was texting back and forth between Cathy, Dad, and Steven. Baby, baby, baby! Man, we should all have been asleep.<\/p>\n<p>So, here is Cathy and Jason&#8217;s early, very surprising Christmas present: Jonathan Andrew Summers, arriving at 1:56 a.m. on the 19th of December, 2013, weighing in at 6 pounds 3 ounces and measuring at 19 inches long. This probably won&#8217;t be the last time he surprises his parents, either.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11538360815_d2b364520b_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11538360815_d2b364520b_z.jpg 426w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11538360815_d2b364520b_z-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Wednesday was a perfectly ordinary day. It was Steven&#8217;s last day of work until the new year and the kids and I did our usual stuff. A bit of school with Lydia, a bit of outside time, an ordinary day all around. That evening Sam went to bed without much fuss, and as Steven [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1373"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2033,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions\/2033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}