{"id":143,"date":"2004-11-15T08:48:43","date_gmt":"2004-11-15T12:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2006-08-13T09:33:44","modified_gmt":"2006-08-13T14:33:44","slug":"let-me-splain-no-there-is-no-time-to-splain-let-me-sum-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Let me &#8216;splain . . . no, there is no time to &#8216;splain, let me sum up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, me and everybody I know here in town is hoarse this morning. Saturday was a great day for team-spirited screaming. 10 and 0, baby, 10 and 0.<\/p>\n<p>_____________________________<\/p>\n<p>It is officially Not Summer anymore &#8212; Steven had to start up the heater this morning. It&#8217;s going to be in the high 30s tonight! I hope we don&#8217;t have to turn on the air conditioner again until next year. Maybe it&#8217;ll snow this winter . . .<\/p>\n<p>_____________________________<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning I opened up my eyes to find Renton staring intently down at my face &#8212; he had slept on my pillow all night. This morning I woke up to his blue eyes again. Over the past few months he had gotten into the habit of sleeping in the bathroom, but I think that has now become too cold for him. He presently desires the body heat radiating from my head.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully he has lost the taste for my hair. If I wake up some morning sporting a new cropped, shaggy haircut there will be a luxurious Siamese pelt on my wall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, me and everybody I know here in town is hoarse this morning. Saturday was a great day for team-spirited screaming. 10 and 0, baby, 10 and 0. _____________________________ It is officially Not Summer anymore &#8212; Steven had to start up the heater this morning. It&#8217;s going to be in the high 30s tonight! I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,2,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}