{"id":1453,"date":"2014-08-13T16:14:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T21:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1453"},"modified":"2014-08-13T16:14:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T21:14:23","slug":"i-think-ive-made-a-huge-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1453","title":{"rendered":"i think i’ve made a huge mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lydia looks up from a room completely filled with train tracks of all sorts to ask, “Can we go outside?”<\/p>\n

“Sure, once y’all pick up all these train tracks,” I reply.<\/p>\n

Lydia surveys the damage. “Can we go outside, then<\/em> pick up the train tracks?”<\/p>\n

“No, because y’all promised me you would pick up these train tracks once you were through with them.”<\/p>\n

Lydia, not yet defeated, surmises, “Ummm, that might have been a mistake.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lydia looks up from a room completely filled with train tracks of all sorts to ask, “Can we go outside?” “Sure, once y’all pick up all these train tracks,” I reply. Lydia surveys the damage. “Can we go outside, then pick up the train tracks?” “No, because y’all promised me you would pick up these […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1454,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions\/1454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}