“Lydia, how is your dinner?” I ask her.<\/p>\n
Silence.<\/p>\n
“Lydia, is your dinner good?”<\/p>\n
Absolute quiet.<\/p>\n
I try a third time. “Lydia! How’s your dinner? Do you like it?”<\/p>\n
Lydia gives me the Death Look.<\/p>\n
“Okay, then.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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