{"id":1490,"date":"2014-12-02T09:15:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T14:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2014-12-02T09:16:26","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T14:16:26","slug":"christmas-is-coming-sloooowwwlyyyy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1490","title":{"rendered":"christmas is coming . . . sloooowwwlyyyy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s past Thanksgiving; where&#8217;s my tree update??&#8221; you ask.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. We&#8217;re moving slowly this year. The day after Thanksgiving, a Death Virus descended upon all of us. Sam, Lydia, and I have been zombie-like these past few days. I even slept through the Iron Bowl! This was probably for the best, considering how it went.<\/p>\n<p>I did manage to get the lights on the tree yesterday, but this morning Lydia and I feel like poop again. <\/p>\n<p>It will get done, I promise. <\/p>\n<p>Someday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, it&#8217;s past Thanksgiving; where&#8217;s my tree update??&#8221; you ask. Sorry. We&#8217;re moving slowly this year. The day after Thanksgiving, a Death Virus descended upon all of us. Sam, Lydia, and I have been zombie-like these past few days. I even slept through the Iron Bowl! This was probably for the best, considering how it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1491,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/1491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}