{"id":1493,"date":"2014-12-03T21:25:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T02:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1493"},"modified":"2014-12-03T22:21:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T03:21:15","slug":"the-trees-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1493","title":{"rendered":"the tree(s), 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have emerged from the Death Virus to finally present The Tree, plus one.<\/p>\n<p>The smaller tree is Lydia&#8217;s responsibility. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_6999.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_6999.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6999.JPG\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Total lights on the tree: 2,550<br \/>\nTimes the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<br \/>\nTimes other people in the family have barfed: 16<br \/>\nTimes I&#8217;ve almost skinned the cat for trying to climb into the tree: 3<br \/>\nOrnaments children have broken: 0<br \/>\nOrnaments Mommy has broken: 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have emerged from the Death Virus to finally present The Tree, plus one. The smaller tree is Lydia&#8217;s responsibility. Total lights on the tree: 2,550 Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! Times other people in the family have barfed: 16 Times I&#8217;ve almost skinned the cat for trying to climb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,10,21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1493"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1495,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions\/1495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}