{"id":1496,"date":"2014-12-10T07:06:37","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T12:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2014-12-10T07:06:37","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T12:06:37","slug":"the-glare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1496","title":{"rendered":"the glare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam is currently in love with the series of books, <em>How Do Dinosaurs [something_something]<\/em>. We&#8217;ve read through <em>How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight<\/em>, <em>How Do Dinosaurs Clean Their Rooms<\/em>, and <em>How Do Dinosaurs Say I&#8217;m MAD<\/em>, among others.<\/p>\n<p>The other day we picked up, <em>How Do Dinosaurs Eat Their Dinner<\/em> from the library. As Sam listened, completely enraptured while I read the book later that night, we came upon the page with the words, &#8220;Does a dinosaur glare?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dinosaur-glare-1024x685.jpg\" alt=\"dinosaur glare\" width=\"650\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dinosaur-glare-1024x685.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dinosaur-glare-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/dinosaur-glare.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And I was staring into the face of Lydia in dinosaur form. It&#8217;s Lydia&#8217;s GLARE, right there in the book.<\/p>\n<p>Kinda creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam is currently in love with the series of books, How Do Dinosaurs [something_something]. We&#8217;ve read through How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight, How Do Dinosaurs Clean Their Rooms, and How Do Dinosaurs Say I&#8217;m MAD, among others. The other day we picked up, How Do Dinosaurs Eat Their Dinner from the library. As Sam listened, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,11,17,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1502,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions\/1502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}