{"id":1510,"date":"2014-12-24T09:43:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T14:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2014-12-23T11:51:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T16:51:25","slug":"christmas-eve-update-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T&#8217;was the night before Christmas,<br \/>\nAnd all through the house,<br \/>\nNot a creature was stirring,<br \/>\nBecause they&#8217;re trying to get over the flu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/christmas-eve-sam-2014.jpg\" alt=\"christmas eve sam 2014\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/christmas-eve-sam-2014.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/christmas-eve-sam-2014-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/christmas-eve-sam-2014-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<br \/>\nNumber of medications the children are taking: 4<br \/>\nOrnaments children have broken: 0<br \/>\nOrnaments Mommy has broken: 1<br \/>\nPresents children have found: 0!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T&#8217;was the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Because they&#8217;re trying to get over the flu. Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! Number of medications the children are taking: 4 Ornaments children have broken: 0 Ornaments Mommy has broken: 1 Presents children have found: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,11,17,21,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1513,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}