{"id":154,"date":"2004-12-17T10:29:43","date_gmt":"2004-12-17T14:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2006-08-13T09:28:34","modified_gmt":"2006-08-13T14:28:34","slug":"christmas-statistics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Statistics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Barf puddles of artificial tree Renton has given me:  3<\/p>\n<p>Presents Hermione has opened that are not hers:  2 (one twice)<\/p>\n<p>I think I will be ever so glad to be done with Christmas this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barf puddles of artificial tree Renton has given me: 3 Presents Hermione has opened that are not hers: 2 (one twice) I think I will be ever so glad to be done with Christmas this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}