{"id":159,"date":"2005-01-03T09:28:27","date_gmt":"2005-01-03T13:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=159"},"modified":"2006-08-07T20:13:10","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:13:10","slug":"you-poo-faced-proctologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"you poo-faced proctologist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just letting y&#8217;all know that I&#8217;ve got some new pictures up at <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/galleries\">Crunchy Images<\/a>.  They&#8217;re mostly of our New Year&#8217;s festivities.  We had a blast with big-butt sparklers and huge fireworks.<\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n<p>After the fireworks were over and we moved into the year 2005, we all sat down with Mom and Dad while Cathy surfed the television for something to watch.<\/p>\n<p>She saw the South Park movie was showing and flipped to that &#8212; I don&#8217;t know what possessed her. As soon as the channel changed we were met with Terrence (or Philip) in mid-sentence retorting, &#8220;. . . shit-faced cockmaster!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Boy, were Mom and Dad surprised.<\/p>\n<p>They actually did stay in the room and watch it for about five minutes. They probably will deny it now, but they were amused. I heard them laughing.<\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n<p>And for a side note of humor, Blogger&#8217;s spell-check wanted to replace &#8216;cockmaster&#8217; with &#8216;geochemistry.&#8217;  Nuts, I always get those two words mixed up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just letting y&#8217;all know that I&#8217;ve got some new pictures up at Crunchy Images. They&#8217;re mostly of our New Year&#8217;s festivities. We had a blast with big-butt sparklers and huge fireworks. _________________________ After the fireworks were over and we moved into the year 2005, we all sat down with Mom and Dad while Cathy surfed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}