{"id":163,"date":"2005-02-02T15:34:25","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T19:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=163"},"modified":"2006-08-07T20:07:59","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:07:59","slug":"back-to-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=163","title":{"rendered":"back to college"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, yeah, so I haven&#8217;t written in a while. Sorry about that. I&#8217;ve been staring at my phone for the past two weeks, willing it to ring.<\/p>\n<p>On Tuesday, it finally did.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I am proud to announce that after six months of suspecting, a month of preparing, thirty minutes of interviewing, an intense moment of confusion, and two weeks of phone-staring, I am now, officially, employed again &#8212; this time as an academic advisor for Auburn University. Back to college I go, I go.<\/p>\n<p>I am quite looking forward to this job. It certainly will be different from what I did previously. This time there will be less drawing and more talking which, surprisingly, I am looking forward to. I&#8217;m sure being isolated in the apartment for seven months has contributed to that, but I do remember enjoying the bits of my last job where I got to meet up with different people and discuss ideas. This new job will be just more of that, it will be . . . business.  Ahh, and here I am reminded of Sam, the blue eagle muppett in <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0104940\/\">The Muppett Christmas Carol<\/a>.  &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;ll love . . . business.  It is the American Way.&#8221;  Excellent quote, but I am wandering off the subject at hand.<\/p>\n<p>So, yes.  Job.  Horray for everything!<\/p>\n<p>You know what I think the best part is? It&#8217;s a silly thing, really, but just the same I am getting joy out of it. I shall have a lovely yellow A-zone tag to hang on my Elliott. This one bit of reflective plastic makes me cool in my contemporaries&#8217; eyes. On campus, I can park anywhere and drive wherever I please . . . as long as it&#8217;s not a handicapped spot. Still gotta leave room for them, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Come Monday morn I will be headed back to the Land of the Working in <s>Funchess<\/s> Fungus Hall, where I will no doubt fill out a lot of paperwork.  But after that &#8212; business!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmm, yeah, so I haven&#8217;t written in a while. Sorry about that. I&#8217;ve been staring at my phone for the past two weeks, willing it to ring. On Tuesday, it finally did. Now, I am proud to announce that after six months of suspecting, a month of preparing, thirty minutes of interviewing, an intense moment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}