{"id":165,"date":"2005-02-16T17:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T21:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2006-08-07T20:07:01","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:07:01","slug":"invention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"invention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someday I&#8217;m going to invent high-heeled shoes that not only give you height but also keep trans-campus hikes from murdering your feet.  That way I will not only be rich, I will have more comfortable strolls to the greenhouses &#8212; and stay tall whilst doing so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someday I&#8217;m going to invent high-heeled shoes that not only give you height but also keep trans-campus hikes from murdering your feet. That way I will not only be rich, I will have more comfortable strolls to the greenhouses &#8212; and stay tall whilst doing so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}