{"id":1677,"date":"2015-11-30T06:49:33","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T11:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2015-11-30T06:49:33","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T11:49:33","slug":"the-tree-one-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1677","title":{"rendered":"the tree + one, 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now, ladies and gentlemen . . .<\/p>\n<p>The Tree, 2015.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151129-FullSizeRender-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20151129-FullSizeRender\" width=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151129-FullSizeRender-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/20151129-FullSizeRender-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once again, the smaller tree is Lydia&#8217;s responsibility.<\/p>\n<p>Total lights on the tree: 2,930; a new record!<br \/>\nTimes the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<br \/>\nTimes I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve yelled at the cat when he launched off the tree skirt: 50<br \/>\nOrnaments children have broken: 0<br \/>\nOrnaments Mommy has broken: 0!<br \/>\nMan-hours it took to hang up the outside lights: 27<\/p>\n<p>Bonus pic of outside lights:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/FullSizeRender-2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"FullSizeRender (2)\" width=500\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/FullSizeRender-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/FullSizeRender-2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, ladies and gentlemen . . . The Tree, 2015. Once again, the smaller tree is Lydia&#8217;s responsibility. Total lights on the tree: 2,930; a new record! Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! Times I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve yelled at the cat when he launched off the tree skirt: 50 Ornaments children have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1683,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions\/1683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}