{"id":1685,"date":"2015-12-24T17:06:42","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T22:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1685"},"modified":"2015-12-24T17:06:42","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T22:06:42","slug":"christmas-eve-update-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1685","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam had Santa cracking up with his endless talk of Godzilla. Lydia, however, had heard it all before.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/kids-santa.jpg\" alt=\"kids santa\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/kids-santa.jpg 960w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/kids-santa-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<br \/>\nTimes the cat has climbed inside the tree and set Mommy&#8217;s blood pressure boiling: 7<br \/>\nHow many times the kids have noticed the huge presents with <strong>THEIR NAME ON THEM<\/strong> behind the chair: 0!<br \/>\nHow many cookies Mommy has made: ~70<br \/>\nHow many times we&#8217;ve watched The Christmas Story today: 4<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0438-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0438\" width=\"300\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0438-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0438-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0438.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0443\" width=\"300\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0443-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0443-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_0443.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam had Santa cracking up with his endless talk of Godzilla. Lydia, however, had heard it all before. Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! Times the cat has climbed inside the tree and set Mommy&#8217;s blood pressure boiling: 7 How many times the kids have noticed the huge presents with THEIR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1685"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1691,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1685\/revisions\/1691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}