{"id":170,"date":"2005-03-31T07:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=170"},"modified":"2006-08-07T20:04:37","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T01:04:37","slug":"dental-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"dental thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Since I have been — and still am — too mentally exhausted to write about our moving experience in a fun and witty manner, I shall give you this lovely piece called “Thoughts @ the dentist whilst the teeth are being picked,” which is leftover from last December. Enjoy.<\/p>\n

“Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.”<\/p>\n

“Eww, something’s on my tongue, something’s on my tongue!”<\/p>\n

“I wish I could switch off my saliva glands. I wonder if they think I rewater my mouth too much.”<\/p>\n

“Uhh, a fleck of something landed near my eye!”<\/p>\n

Then the toothpaste comes out:<\/p>\n

“Oh, God, no, cinnamon! Worst. Flavor. Ever. I wonder if they’re celebrating the Christmas season [with the cinnamon toothpaste]. Gross. Why did they not give me a choice? Oh, God, oh, God, its on my tongue; it BURNS! Aggghhhh!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Since I have been — and still am — too mentally exhausted to write about our moving experience in a fun and witty manner, I shall give you this lovely piece called “Thoughts @ the dentist whilst the teeth are being picked,” which is leftover from last December. Enjoy. “Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.” “Eww, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}