{"id":1722,"date":"2016-01-01T12:50:11","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T17:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1722"},"modified":"2016-01-01T12:50:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T17:50:11","slug":"the-not-so-secret-extraction-a-k-a-there-will-be-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1722","title":{"rendered":"the not-so-secret extraction, a.k.a there will be blood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is another random life story that got pushed aside by trips, weddings, and holidays, but I figured I&#8217;d save it until the new year. The last post was almost a novel!<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier I wrote about <a href=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1654\">Sam&#8217;s secret tooth extraction<\/a>. Well, you know how it goes with teeth, right? They come in pairs.<\/p>\n<p>The Tuesday before Thanksgiving I was driving down the interstate with the kids in tow. Tuesday is Errand Day, and this Tuesday had extra errands in preparation for Thanksgiving. We had already gone to Sam&#8217;s play appointment and through Costco, which was a madhouse. I was a little keyed up and was ready to be done.<\/p>\n<p>We were almost to Pelham, gearing up to hit the grocery store, when the giggling laughter from the backseat changed to a slow wail, then quickly grew to a blood curdling scream.<\/p>\n<p>That is <em>never<\/em> a sound you want to hear when you&#8217;re flying 70 miles an hour through nutty traffic.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?! What happened?&#8221; I asked, looking through the rear view mirror at Lydia.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia stared back at me, eyes wide as saucers, and said, &#8220;Sam just pulled out a tooth! <span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong><em>There&#8217;s blood<\/em><\/strong><\/span>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What?? I just checked that tooth last night and it wasn&#8217;t loose at all!<\/p>\n<p>I glance briefly at Sam through the mirror and holy crap <span style=\"font-size: large;\"><em>look at all <strong>the blood<\/em><\/strong><\/span>!<\/p>\n<p>We were blessedly near our exit, so I told Sam over and over it was going to be fine while I navigated us off the exit ramp and over to a gas station. I was ever so glad to see they were well-stocked in those little paper towels next to the windshield washing paraphernalia.<\/p>\n<p>It took a few minutes to calm Sam down and get him cleaned up a bit. Once he was settled, Lydia managed to find the tooth sitting between him and his seat belt.<\/p>\n<p>And what a tooth it was! He had pulled out his tooth, root and all! No wonder he was screaming.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/S20151123_003.jpg\" alt=\"S20151123_003\" width=\"400\"  class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/S20151123_003.jpg 640w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/S20151123_003-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eww.<\/p>\n<p>You know, Sam, people usually get numbed up for something like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is another random life story that got pushed aside by trips, weddings, and holidays, but I figured I&#8217;d save it until the new year. The last post was almost a novel! So. Earlier I wrote about Sam&#8217;s secret tooth extraction. Well, you know how it goes with teeth, right? They come in pairs. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1722"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1732,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1722\/revisions\/1732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}