{"id":1734,"date":"2016-02-01T12:20:22","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T17:20:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2016-02-01T12:20:22","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T17:20:22","slug":"kitchen-complaints-episode-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1734","title":{"rendered":"kitchen complaints, episode six"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam: &#8220;I&#8217;m still hungry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pause for effect.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: &#8220;I&#8217;m still hungry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He still gets no reaction.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: &#8220;I would like some more veggie sticks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Please?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sam: &#8220;I would like some more veggie sticks, please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;ll give you a few.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lydia: &#8220;You mean several. You will give him several veggie sticks, because a few is three to seven.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;You will make a good lawyer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam: &#8220;I&#8217;m still hungry!&#8221; Pause for effect. Sam: &#8220;I&#8217;m still hungry!&#8221; He still gets no reaction. Sam: &#8220;I would like some more veggie sticks.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Please?&#8221; Sam: &#8220;I would like some more veggie sticks, please.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;ll give you a few.&#8221; Lydia: &#8220;You mean several. You will give him several veggie sticks, because a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6,17,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1735,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions\/1735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}