{"id":1846,"date":"2016-11-26T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-26T14:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1846"},"modified":"2016-11-26T09:34:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-26T14:34:00","slug":"the-tree-one-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1846","title":{"rendered":"the tree + one, 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now. . .<\/p>\n<p>I present to you The Tree, 2016:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20161125-P1040097.jpg\" alt=\"20161125-p1040097\" width=\"468\" height=\"700\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20161125-P1040097.jpg 468w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/20161125-P1040097-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lydia&#8217;s smaller tree is also decorated, just not shown.<\/p>\n<p>Total lights on the tree: <strong>2,980<\/strong>; another new record and only 20 short of 3k!<br \/>\nTotal number of incandescent lights: 1,350<br \/>\nTotal number of LED lights: 1,630<br \/>\nTimes the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<br \/>\nAmount of interest the cat has shown in the tree this year: 0; he&#8217;s mellowing out<br \/>\nOrnaments children have broken: 1<br \/>\nAmount of new lights purchased to replace broken strands: 1,200<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now. . . I present to you The Tree, 2016: Lydia&#8217;s smaller tree is also decorated, just not shown. Total lights on the tree: 2,980; another new record and only 20 short of 3k! Total number of incandescent lights: 1,350 Total number of LED lights: 1,630 Times the cat has eaten the tree and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1846"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1854,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1846\/revisions\/1854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}