{"id":1861,"date":"2016-12-26T17:55:21","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1861"},"modified":"2016-12-26T17:59:44","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T22:59:44","slug":"post-christmas-eve-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1861","title":{"rendered":"post-christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In all the chaos, I forgot to post a Christmas Eve update. Ah well. Some years are like that.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here we go:<\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has picked a fight and had to be taken to the vet: 2<\/p>\n<p>How many cookies Mommy has made: 245. That is not a made-up number.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>How many ornaments the kids have broken: 2<\/p>\n<p>How many Godzilla ornaments are on the tree: 2<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_3642-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"img_3642\" width=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_3642-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_3642-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_3642-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In all the chaos, I forgot to post a Christmas Eve update. Ah well. Some years are like that.&nbsp; Here we go: Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! Times the cat has picked a fight and had to be taken to the vet: 2 How many cookies Mommy has made: 245. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,16,10,11,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1861"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1866,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1861\/revisions\/1866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}