{"id":1872,"date":"2017-03-17T20:03:07","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T01:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1872"},"modified":"2017-03-17T20:03:07","modified_gmt":"2017-03-18T01:03:07","slug":"not-helping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=1872","title":{"rendered":"not helping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a long day of teaching, running errands, and fighting traffic I am glad to be home this evening. Sam warmly greets me with a verbal waterfall filled with tales of Minecraft, playing outside for hours and hours and hours, what he had for lunch, and how much he missed me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;. . . and me and Lydia were playing outside, and we played with Rachel! And guess what, Mom! Rachel is going to a space camp! She gets to go into SPACE!!!&#8221; Sam is very excited about all this, and I can tell he&#8217;s setting me up to ask if he can go into space, too.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well Baby, she&#8217;s not actually going to go into space,&#8221; I try to explain. &#8220;You pretend to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nope! She said! She told me! She said she&#8217;s going to go to SPACE!&#8221; he insists.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I promise you, Baby, you don&#8217;t really go into space. Daddy went to Space Camp when he was a kid; ask him.&#8221; I holler at Steven for assistance, &#8220;Steven, come tell your son about Space Camp!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s so awesome!&#8221; Steven yells back, &#8220;You get to go into SPACE!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long day of teaching, running errands, and fighting traffic I am glad to be home this evening. Sam warmly greets me with a verbal waterfall filled with tales of Minecraft, playing outside for hours and hours and hours, what he had for lunch, and how much he missed me. &#8220;. . . and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1873,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions\/1873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}