{"id":194,"date":"2005-06-23T07:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2007-03-18T15:08:50","modified_gmt":"2007-03-18T20:08:50","slug":"quote-of-the-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"quote of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From last weekend:<\/p>\n<p>Mom:  &#8220;I saw him [David Thewlis] in some movie the other day.  He was naked.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me:  &#8220;Woo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mom:  &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t pretty.  He kept on going back and forth between a man and a woman.  Couldn&#8217;t decide what floated his boat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dad:  &#8220;Did you see his boat?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From last weekend: Mom: &#8220;I saw him [David Thewlis] in some movie the other day. He was naked.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Woo!&#8221; Mom: &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t pretty. He kept on going back and forth between a man and a woman. Couldn&#8217;t decide what floated his boat.&#8221; Dad: &#8220;Did you see his boat?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}