{"id":198,"date":"2005-07-07T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=198"},"modified":"2006-08-07T19:41:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T00:41:17","slug":"ooh-spinny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"ooh, spinny!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, hey!  Remember <a href=\"http:\/\/nautile.blogspot.com\/2004\/09\/in-soviet-russia-hurricanes-drink-you.html\">Ivan?<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/nautile.blogspot.com\/2004\/12\/shell-of-beach.html\">Well, do ya?<\/a>  I do.  Boy, do I.<\/p>\n<p>Well, if you&#8217;ve been checking the weather models obsessively like I have in the past few days, you would notice something. Mainly, this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/Images\/dennis_track_7_7_05.gif\" height=\"300\" width=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Notice where Auburn is on this map? Can you see it? Maybe not, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s covered under all the coloured lines! Especially that pink one. Dennis has just strengthened to a Category 3 hurricane, and it seems he intends to stay that way.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, people are already referring to this thing as &#8216;Dennis the Meanace,&#8217; which I find atrocious because I never liked that comic\/cartoon\/movie\/decorations-on-a-Dairy-Queen-cup thing. Stupid kid.<\/p>\n<p>I just look at these satellite images and think, &#8220;Oh man, it&#8217;s only July . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n<p>And when I get around to it &#8212; maybe this weekend &#8212; I shall tell my tale of dental woe.<\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n<p>Also, Tony Blair rocks, even if he does listen to Bush.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, hey! Remember Ivan? Well, do ya? I do. Boy, do I. Well, if you&#8217;ve been checking the weather models obsessively like I have in the past few days, you would notice something. Mainly, this: Notice where Auburn is on this map? Can you see it? Maybe not, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s covered under all the coloured [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}