{"id":199,"date":"2005-07-10T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-10T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=199"},"modified":"2006-08-07T19:40:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-08T00:40:17","slug":"in-soviet-russia-the-hurricanes-still-drink-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"in Soviet Russia, the Hurricanes STILL drink <i>you<\/i>!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/Images\/H_Dennis_7_10_2005_me.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wait a second; didn&#8217;t we just go through this <a href=\"http:\/\/nautile.blogspot.com\/2004\/09\/in-soviet-russia-hurricanes-drink-you.html\">ten months ago<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait a second; didn&#8217;t we just go through this ten months ago?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}