{"id":261,"date":"2005-12-01T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=261"},"modified":"2006-08-06T22:47:39","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T02:47:39","slug":"christmas-statistics-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"Christmas statistics 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Number of times Renton has barfed up tree:  1*<br \/>\nNumber of presents Hermione has opened:  0**<\/p>\n<p>* We only had the tree up for less than 24 hours when this happened.  We&#8217;re trying a soap-and-water tactic this year.<\/p>\n<p>** I&#8217;ve invested in plastic-lined foil paper this year, so I hope that resolves this little problem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number of times Renton has barfed up tree: 1* Number of presents Hermione has opened: 0** * We only had the tree up for less than 24 hours when this happened. We&#8217;re trying a soap-and-water tactic this year. ** I&#8217;ve invested in plastic-lined foil paper this year, so I hope that resolves this little problem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}