{"id":263,"date":"2005-12-06T17:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T21:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=263"},"modified":"2006-08-06T22:43:30","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T02:43:30","slug":"happy-magic-muppet-gloves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"happy magic muppet gloves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For lunch today I walked uptown to get a chicken salad sandwich and some chips from Toomer&#8217;s Drugs.  If I&#8217;m not careful this could turn into a habit &#8212; if I worked in a closer building like Hargis or Biggin, I would be in trouble, for their chicken salad sandwiches are extraordinary.  I suppose two blocks there and two blocks back is just far enough to walk so you only go there once a week.  I&#8217;m in a good location.<\/p>\n<p>Last week, while I was there waiting on my sandwich, I let my eyes wander over the Auburn paraphenalia when I noticed the orange gloves.  They were muppet gloves; just like my muppet socks that I so enjoy in the winter.  Err, in case you&#8217;re wondering, I call them &#8216;muppet socks&#8217; because they look like they were made out of one.  Just as my mind began to think, &#8220;Awesome!&#8221; my sandwich was ready and the gloves fuzzied out of my mind.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed the gloves again today and I got to have a good look at them where they were hanging near the checkout counter.  Not only are they orange, they also have blue muppet fur around the wrist-covering part.  They are true Auburn muppet gloves, made out of Grover and that orange Elmo-like girl; I forget her name.<\/p>\n<p>Then I noticed what they were called:  Magic Gloves.  MAGIC GLOVES!  Oh, they are marketing after my heart with that title.  I can see myself walking down College Street, wearing my Happy Magic Muppet Gloves, and having a wonderful day.  Oh, happy glove!<\/p>\n<p>Alas, I didn&#8217;t have money enough for both my sandwich and the Magic Happy Gloves, and my stomach won out today.  No Magic Gloves for Carrie; just a scrumptious chicken salad sandwich.  With some chips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For lunch today I walked uptown to get a chicken salad sandwich and some chips from Toomer&#8217;s Drugs. If I&#8217;m not careful this could turn into a habit &#8212; if I worked in a closer building like Hargis or Biggin, I would be in trouble, for their chicken salad sandwiches are extraordinary. I suppose two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}