{"id":267,"date":"2006-01-07T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=267"},"modified":"2006-08-06T22:38:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-07T02:38:17","slug":"what-did-you-get-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"what did you get for Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got . . .<\/p>\n

Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves!<\/a>Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at?
\nDey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go!<\/p>\n

Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat!
\nHappy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat!<\/p>\n

Fossie!<\/p>\n

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I got . . . Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves! Happy Magic Muppet Gloves!Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Whe’ya’at? Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Dey’ya’go! Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat! Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet; Happy Magic Muppet with a baseball bat! Fossie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}