During dinner last night Sam slowly chewed on his hot dog while staring into space. I wave my hand in front of him until I catch his attention.<\/p>\n
“What’re you thinking about, buddy?” Steven asks.<\/p>\n
“Ohh, I’m just trying not to think about a video I saw,” Sam replies.<\/p>\n
“Why don’t you want to think about it?”<\/p>\n
“It was just the WORST THING EVER. I saw it on YouTube Kids, and I don’t want to think about it because it was the WORST,” he answers.<\/p>\n
Steven and I glance at each other across the table. “Uhh, well now I’m a little curious,” muses Steven, “Can you tell us anything about it?”<\/p>\n
“But I don’t want to think about it!” Sam protests. “It was absolutely horrible!”<\/p>\n
Steven looks as concerned as I’m feeling. Sometimes weird things can sneak through YouTube Kids’ filter. Oh Lord, what has he seen?<\/p>\n
“Well buddy, now you’re going to have to tell us, or else we’re going to worry,” I explain.<\/p>\n
Sam mulls over that for a second. “Well, okay, but it’s horrible.” He takes a deep breath. “It’s a video about Halloween and there are kids and they eat too much candy and then they THROW UP!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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