{"id":2729,"date":"2017-11-26T18:47:51","date_gmt":"2017-11-26T23:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2729"},"modified":"2017-11-26T18:48:58","modified_gmt":"2017-11-26T23:48:58","slug":"the-tree-two-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2729","title":{"rendered":"the tree + two, 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now I present to you The Tree, 2017:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7911-1-1.jpg\" height=\"4032\" class=\"wp-image-2728\" width=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7911-1-1.jpg 3024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7911-1-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7911-1-1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7912-1-2.jpg\" height=\"4032\" class=\"wp-image-2727\" width=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7912-1-2.jpg 3024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7912-1-2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/img_7912-1-2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lydia is in charge of the smaller tree and Sam is supposed to be in charge of the smallest tree . . . but he would rather me do it.<\/p>\n<p>Total lights on the tree: 2,880; surprisingly less than last year.<\/p>\n<p>Total number of incandescent lights: 100<\/p>\n<p>Total number of LED lights: 2,780<\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0!<\/p>\n<p>Amount of interest the cat has shown in the tree this year: 0, but he&#8217;s fascinated with the tree skirt.<\/p>\n<p>Ornaments Mom has broken: 1<\/p>\n<p>Amount of new lights strung up on the two trees outside: 1,000<\/p>\n<p>Cookies Mom has cooked: 79<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now I present to you The Tree, 2017: Lydia is in charge of the smaller tree and Sam is supposed to be in charge of the smallest tree . . . but he would rather me do it. Total lights on the tree: 2,880; surprisingly less than last year. Total number of incandescent lights: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2729"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2731,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729\/revisions\/2731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}