{"id":2743,"date":"2017-12-24T10:27:30","date_gmt":"2017-12-24T15:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2743"},"modified":"2017-12-24T10:27:30","modified_gmt":"2017-12-24T15:27:30","slug":"christmas-eve-update-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/?p=2743","title":{"rendered":"christmas eve update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/kids-santa-2017-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/kids-santa-2017-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/kids-santa-2017-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/kids-santa-2017-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sam is having an <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/arthurs-fist\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Arthur<\/a> moment.<\/p>\n<p>_________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! This count is just no fun without Renton.<br \/>\nTimes the cat has launched off the tree skirt and irritated the stew out of Mom: 26<br \/>\nHow many ornaments the kids have broken: 1<br \/>\nHow many ornaments Mom has broken: 2<br \/>\nHow many cookies Mom has made: 381. That&#8217;s an exact count.<br \/>\nHow many years we&#8217;ve had our Christmas Tree: 14<br \/>\nHow many branches have snapped off the Christmas Tree: 4 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050714-1024x685.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050714-1024x685.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050714-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050714-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050670-1-1024x685.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2748\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050670-1-1024x685.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050670-1-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050670-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050881-685x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\"  class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2747\" srcset=\"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050881-685x1024.jpg 685w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050881-201x300.jpg 201w, https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/P1050881-768x1149.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 685px) 100vw, 685px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam is having an Arthur moment. _________________________________________________ Times the cat has eaten the tree and barfed: 0! This count is just no fun without Renton. Times the cat has launched off the tree skirt and irritated the stew out of Mom: 26 How many ornaments the kids have broken: 1 How many ornaments Mom has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2743"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2750,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions\/2750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crunchythoughts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}